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Les Miles

decent college football coach. He is the Head Coach at LSU. Known for his terrible clock management.

Can also be used for any mismanagement of time, usually letting time run out.
I really Les Milesed that test. I only had time to answer three of the ten questions.
by Menefee June 5, 2011
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Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!
by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 29, 2009
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milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
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MILF

Moms I'd Like to Fund

This is the new definition of MILF. It comes from a crypto project on binance smart chain that is focused on charity. A tax is applied on every trade to Fund charities helping Moms and women around the world. Go to milf.finance to learn more about it
I am going to buy some MILF today ! I am going to be a MILFionnaire and also Fund some Moms in the process !
by clemh June 1, 2021
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Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.
"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."
by Lord Ass June 28, 2005
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Desmond Miles

A main character in the gaming series 'Assassin's Creed'. Descendant of both Altair Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Desmond was kidnapped by the Templar organisation known as 'Abstergo' in order to obtain information on the location of the 'Apple of Eden' by use of the 'Animus'.

Throughout the series, Desmond has been learning the skills of the Assassins through the 'Bleeding Effect', a by-product of using the animus.

He is part of the modern day 'Assassin Order', also involving Rebecca Crane, Lucy Stillman (a former employee of Abstergo) and Shaun Hastings.
AC fan 1 - 'I think Ubisoft will make a game with Desmond Miles as the main character.'

AC fan 2 - 'Yeah, but I hope it isn't going to be the next one after Revelations.'
by eternaltsukuyomi August 23, 2011
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Milfgasm

To experiance an orgasm over a close friend's mother.
Wow, she was such a milf I had a milfgasm
by youknowwho;D October 19, 2010
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