Massachusetts Meat Lovers

A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously

I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.

by injizzulate July 5, 2021

little meat package

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.

"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."

by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008

meat-sneaker

A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.

"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."

by giraffe-o February 5, 2008

meadowlark middle school

Mead•ow•lark
{med-oh-lark}

Just about as close to hell as you can get. At least hell doesn’t make all their students walk on the right side of the green tape. All the teachers have been alive longer than my will to live while i was there. It’s greatest feature is a beautiful display of wet balls of toilet paper stuck to the bathroom ceiling.

guy:meadowlark middle school
other guy: ...

by raywatsonfan642881 June 21, 2018