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Mateo

mateo uhm if u see this uhm like uhm uh i like you a lot uhm like a lot
yea uhm i wanna uhm marry you uh🥺
MATEOOOO FUCK YEHA
by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020
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Mateo

Orange 🍊,trump son, annoying,weak
Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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Mateo

mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.
mateo is so cute and funny
by diediedeidei June 2, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle
Mateo’s beard makes me crazy
by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.
AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)
by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023
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mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
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Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
by 135218930 November 29, 2021
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