Linsee

Sweet, fun-loving girl that could only come from Texas y'all. She's the best you'll ever meet.

Did you see that girl last night? She had to have been a Linsee.

by wOAh-bAby November 26, 2010

Lindsey

When a woman rips all of the testicles off a male’s body and consumes them. Usually, this is performed by a female that is gene-related to the hippo.

Hippo-Woman: "Do you know what comes next?"
Trapped Man: "N-nnoo, not-t the l-l-lindseyy AHHH!"

by fuckyouyoufatfuckingfuck February 21, 2009

Matt and Lynsey

A couple based on lies. In which the man has been cheating the girl since they got together, with the girl she thinks he left her for.

Matt and Lynsey's relationship is such a joke, she's crazy if she thinks they are exclusive

by lakersfan34 November 23, 2010

Lindsey

Very sarcastic and always has witty comebacks.

Guy: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Lindsey: “Eh I scraped my knee crawling out of hell.”

by Anonymous5673 November 19, 2017

Jared and Lindsey

Two people who are in Love so much the world does not exist to them..

Jared and Lindsey are a cute couple.
They are perfect together.

by LindseyLikesCaaake July 24, 2011

Linsky

A salty bitch that always manages to fall asleep at bars and parties, regardless of whatever stimulating substances have entered it's system.

To Linsky.

Man Nick's passed out on the table after railing three lines. What a fucking Linsky.

by The real Chet Manly May 12, 2016

Lindsey

chronic boob sweat; usually girls that have this problem need to wear a deoderant of some sort on their cleavage; some side effects may be salty, smelly, or wet boobs

Sentence:
"I'm sorry but you have an incurable condition known as Lindsey."

by oteote January 29, 2009