Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

Link Tree Hooker by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

link neal 

Charles Lincoln Neal 3rd, or more commonly known as Link Neal, is part of the comedy duo Rhett and Link together with his life-long best friend Rhett McLaughlin. Their company is called Mythical Entertainment.
Link was born on June 1, 1978, in North Carolina. He is most famous for hosting his and Rhett's YouTube variety show, "Good Mythical Morning", which boasts over 12 million subscribers (February, 2017), and more recently, from their YouTube Red series "Buddy System".

Tommy: Hey, who is that glassessed dude sitting beside Rhett?
Gina: That's Link Neal, they're besties.

link neal by SaraTheMythicalBeast April 6, 2017

Link 80

Link 80 formed in 1994, in the famous East Bay of California. They have had members come and go, just like many other bands. Their first official singer was Nick Traina, who recorded two albums with Link 80 (17 Reasons... and Killing Katie). He left the band in '97 to join another band called Knowledge, however he unfortunately died a month later. Ryan Noble eventually took over on vocals and recorded one full-length album, The Struggle Continues..., with Link 80. In 2002 the band went on hiatus, and has yet to returned from it.

Link 80 is a great ska band.

Link 80 by Peter G June 20, 2004

Link Rider 

Someone who does what's called "Link Surfing" or "Link Riding". The action of clicking on links within webpages. One might begin on twitter, follow a link to youtube, click on a link in the sidebar to a news website, and go from there to another site. By the end of an hour, and Link Rider will usually have about eight windows open from different websites.

"What's been taking Bob so long? I thought he was just checking his email."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."

Link Rider by missjo5ie September 29, 2009

link's dick 

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

link's dick by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017

link click 

a 2021 chinese donghua currently airing on funimation about time traveling himbos that everyone should watch

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Link Click?
Person 2: Yeah! Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang are boyfriends :)

link click by beau nugget June 9, 2021

link bait 

1. In SEO, content placed on a web site specifically for the purpose of enticing people to link to it.

2. (occasionally) Content that turned out accidentally to be link bait.

Your PR is zero. You need some link bait.

link bait by Downstrike September 19, 2006