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Minecraft Girlfriend

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you
Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.
by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019
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My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life
by X07JK September 20, 2020
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Minecraft nigga

People are most likely kids or pedos playing minecraft and have no lives
Lolitsalex is a 48 year old minecraft nigga
by Wettstannar November 29, 2017
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MineCraft

Minecraft: When NES-era graphics are just too good.
by GAWII January 17, 2013
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minecraft

an awesome game released in mid 2010 by european indie developer "Notch."

the main hook of the game is its presentation; imagine if the world was made up of one meter cubed blocks which represented different materials, such as wood, stone, sand or diamonds. now imagine a world like that that is eight times larger than the surface of the earth and has zombies, skeletons, tarantulas, and zombies riding skeletons that emerge at night, plus a bizarre nether world populated by zombie pig people that are docile until you attack, and giant, firespittting jelly fish. imagine all that, then add the ability to dig deep into the earth and harvest materials. then also add the ability to take these resources and build a plethora of objects, such as houses, pickaxes, and furnaces. then add multiplayer, and you have minecraft. in short, it is awesome, and you will sink hours into it, wanting to find rare blocks lik e gold, diamond, or red stone.
Mike: Hey Jim, have you ever played Minecraft?
Jim: Hell yeah, I even found a vein of red stone 12 blocks large once. I was able to create a whole rail car system that spanned my Minecraft world!
Mike: Awesome!
by wpk914 December 2, 2010
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I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 25, 2018
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Minecraft

A game where the hackers quickscope the noobs from the other side of the map but the noobs need wood and shit whereas they have diamond AC130's and Bombing Runs.
hey do u wanna come over and play *distorted screaming* MINECRAFT
by Derendila July 3, 2017
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