lfao

An acronym for: lynching foreigners and orangutans. Coined by the typical patriotic fascist of a country that will remain anonymous (y'all folks should know it's mainly used in the south of this said country) in order to rid this country, which we will call The Yunyttad Systaits of Amarryka, of immigrants... and those blasted orangutans because they're getting a bit TOO smart and TOO big to be left alone, not only that, they're native to Asia, that practically makes them Asian, so who knows what they're building underground with those genius genes?

Amarrykan: Dood, Amarryka should totally start lfao.
Amarrykan2: Wut now?
Amarrykan: Lynchin' dos f**king foreigners and orangutans, before they bomb us man.
Amarrykan2: Why orangutans?
Amarrykan: Damn man, you iggnant, cuz they Azn yo, they prolly got gunz and shit hidden in robot trees dawg.
Amarrykan2: Ohlolyeah, let's get to lfao; Ammaryka ftw.

by Wii Lastnamelastname December 22, 2010

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LFD

LFD stands for: least fadded driver. It is a term used to assign the task of driving home from a party considering that each member of the attending group consumed some degree of alcohol. Unlike the "DD" rule, LFD acknowledges that the indiviudals will range, usually, from buzzed to shacked and possibily even demolished; LFD is not applicable if someone is completely sober.

Brandon, Matt, Vince, and Blake all attend an epic party, but need to be home by 12:30. Considering that Brandon is so drunk that he mackin on girls that coud pass as lepers, Matt is lost in his body and arguing with his own vomit, Vince is hookin up with a plant, and Blake is screaming belliegerantly, "CLAM! NOW!", the rule would say that Brandon, is slightly less drunk enough to be the LFD. Even though everyone is just completely totalled, the fact Brandon has only lost his judgement qualifies him for the job.

by mattthoughtoflfd September 29, 2006

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