Landen

He wasn't just a boy. He was happiness. He was the world. The one person that you cared about more than anything. Someone who didn't judge you and always thought you were beautiful no matter what. The one person that made you feel like everything would be okay. The person that you least expected to ever hurt you, that told you they'd always love you, then one day... he just stops. And so does your mind. Oh, thinking about him makes my heart hurt. ~ E

There's never been anyone better than Landen.

by lolitakitten April 5, 2013

Devil's Ladder

Noun: a series of metal rings piercing the underside of the penis, running from just under the head down to near the junction with the scrotum; intended to heighten sensation for both partners during intercourse.

Right after Shawn got the Devil's Ladder he fucked Joyce so hard she couldn't pee without screaming for two days.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Osama Bin Laden

Dead.

Navy S.E.A.L.S put a bullet between Osama Bin Laden's eyes.

by Jems54847 June 4, 2011

Ladder

Skinny stairs

Hey, bring the ladder, I need to climb some skinny stairs!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

Ladder Effect

When you take a large dump and the shit refuses to flush due to its horizontal position in the bowl, similar to a ladder getting stuck when trying to fit through a door horizontally.

I took a huge massive shit but it wouldnt flush due to the ladder effect.

by Sean Beirbower, Rich Spinelli May 10, 2005

Osama Bin Laden

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.

by ring-tailed roarer May 28, 2011