loser lap

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.

by teeniebopper May 3, 2008

Lap Sex

One step away from being sex during a lap dance.

"Last night at the club, this 6 foot tall chick walked over to my chair and gave me a great lap dance. It was so close to just being lap sex."
"Nice bro!"

by peaches c3pO August 17, 2012

lap dance

Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump

My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it!

by Annonymous February 5, 2005

lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

by michael hunt December 25, 2002

Lap Dance

Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.

Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?

Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.

by irreverent August 5, 2006

Lap Bomb

Any project, or regular full day assignment dropped on one's lap by a manager, creative director, or sales person thirty minutes before your regularly scheduled Friday afternoon departure time from work.

"Yeah, I'll have to meet you guys later after the show. I was nearly out of the office, keys in hand, when all of a sudden I got lap bombed by my boss." ---- "Yeah, like four hours worth of work!"

by Sean Borja -Graphic Designer and Local Zero August 24, 2004

fat lap

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.

marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!

by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011