Luke

Someone who is always correct and very thick.

Friend 1: Luke since you’re so thick tell me how thick you are.
Luke: I am thicker than your mom.

All 1000 of Luke’s friends: wow! That was genius! How are always correct? ...

by Lazy mooch May 19, 2020

Luke

A Big Nibba

Whoa look at big nibba Luke

by big nibba6969696969 August 20, 2018

Likey

The title track of Twice's new album, Twicetagram

seollenda Me likey, Me likey likey likey, Me likey likey likey dugeundugeundugeun Heart heart

by taekookiessuga November 1, 2017

luke davis

Pro surfer that posed naked in a music video. Known as the kook with sponsors. Half model half man.

Bro 1:
Yo why did Luke davis pose naked in that weirdo.

Bro 2:
I think he needed a paycheck and some attention.

by Almerrick77 February 18, 2015

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021

Luke Andrews

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it.

Look there is the Luke Andrews he is soo much better than a Bradely.

by Alasonthemerry November 6, 2018

Lucey

Lucy is the sweetest, and the most real friend you will ever have. She is athletic and loves music. She has many friends and many best friends. Everybody wants to be Lucy's friend! Lucy is GORGEOUS (like beautiful). When Lucy gets home from school, (or work) she will automatically get whatever she needs done. Lucy never procrastinates. She is very hardworking, friendly, and again, the sweetest! She will shower you with kindness and loyalty. She has an amazing attitude. Lucy can be funny at some times, and serious at other times. Just being around a Lucy will brighten your day. NEVER EVER let a Lucy out of your site.

Person 1: "Oh did you see Lucey over there?" Person 2: "Yeah. She is SO sweet and I want to get to know her better!"

by Juliac205 March 24, 2019