Land-lining

When you purposefully leave your cellular phone at home so that no one can reach you.

"I texted Adrianne a few times yesterday and I never heard back from her."
"Yeah...I think she's been land-lining her phone all week."

by BbTasting Cart July 18, 2018

land castle

To deceive by deception... mostly used by Indian IT workers when frustrated.

Don't land castle me, man!

by Dongalong the way October 1, 2018

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 12, 2020

land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

Land Rover

A kick-ass vehicle that is simultaneously a pain in the ass to maintain.

If you buy one, within 6 months you will either a)want another one or b)set it on fire and roll it into a lake.

In stock configuration, it will (and has) outperformed other lifted vehicles.

If you don't have money and wrenching skills, stay away.

"Did that stock 109 Land Rover just pass a Jeep on the Rubicon?

"Yes."

by Stu454 April 27, 2010

land walrus

A morbidly obease person, usually female, they struggle to perform routine activities of normal people. You wont be able to fit down an walk way or shopping aisle if a land walrus is already in it.

Mike: Hey Joe did you see that land walrus?
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.

by lancer95 September 27, 2013

land of the shart

A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.

The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.

American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)

European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*

by TopNavySeal August 19, 2021