Chalet Lasagne

The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.

Alan enjoyed a chalet lasagne when there was no available water in the toilets at mt lyford.

by Number 2x2 July 27, 2013

bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

jamaican lasagna

A large bowl of marijuana with several different strains, each separated by a thick layer of kief. Typically serves 3 or more people, but can be prepared by anyone with an excess of weed/kief.

We made some sick jamaican lasagna last night- Andy threw in some OG kush, Moose had some AK-47, Jesse pitched in his Blue Dream, and I contributed the last of my kief. We were so high we could barely move after that.

by M.J. Bud May 17, 2014

Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce

After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne

by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016

Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 16, 2019

Bitch Lasagna Day

The annual anniversary of the release of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie.

What? You haven't celebrated Bitch Lasagna Day?

by wirl_robin04 October 21, 2019