Lack of Being Existent

The state of being dead or not existing.

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 10, 2022

lack

Word you say when you agree with something

Thomas: “His dick is bigger than my arm!”
Dan: “Lack”

by ooooo0000ppp March 28, 2020

the lack

Girlfriend

Are you going out with the lack tonight

by Discobiscuits505 January 17, 2021

Live Lacking

An expression usable by Xbox Live users meaning a gamer who doesn't currently have Xbox Live; usually resulting in angry friends.

Derrick: Why has Rick not been playing Halo 3 for the past four days with us?
Gerald: He's renting a new apartment, so he found paying for Live pointless.
Derrick: Ha, he better not be Live Lacking for long. He's ou best sniper.

by Phospheric July 6, 2009

Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

half lacked

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.

Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.

by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

Chex lack

When someone is tired after getting off a plane because they missed the attendant giving them Chex/ Snacks.

Hey babe, sorry I’ve been quiet today; I’ve had a pretty severe case of Chex Lack since home from Cali yesterday. I had an absolute Debbie sitting next to me on the plane and she didn’t wake me up for snacks, she actually took mine instead, these

F**king lil Debbie’s maan..

by LilTotPred8r45 March 18, 2024