Koalabearing

This process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. Typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body mass clutching them ferociously, like a rabid Koala.

Also see Xanax, Spooning, and Koalas

"I really hate to spoon after sex, but when I woke up he was koalabearing the shit out of me. I'm never taking Xanax again."

by JennyPanda December 7, 2006

koala'd

when a blacked out drunk woman attaches herself to you like a koala to a eucalyptus and ruins your game

I was trying to hit on Sara, but sue koala'd me all fucking night.

by predator206 November 16, 2009

konami krazy racers

a popular racing game on GBA, copying Super Mario Kart.

My favorite characters are Goemon and Pastel.

by ChoujinkiMetalder February 5, 2005

knalp

the process of schooling someone; get owned motherf**ker!

brendo - yo dude, i just sniped that bi*ch!

greg - dude, niceeee.

brendo - FUCKKK YEAAA, TRIPLE KILL. IM ON A ROLL BITCH... GET KNALPED SON

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by laxerboy109 May 2, 2010

Daddy koal

A Man who is very good at games is handsome and works out 7 times a week.

Sean is a Real Daddy koal

by Hotboy ryan March 17, 2021

koalaing

The act of hugging/attaching ones self to another in an attempt to cuddle. This act often involves the use of your arms and legs and inhibits the other from being able to move.

All I wanted to do was cuddle but my girlfriend was not in the mood, so I just started koalaing her.

by Nikolai579 February 28, 2014

Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking

Being scared/hiding or what some might call ducking from something.

Guy1: Why do you always Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking from everything?
Guy2: I dunno.

by Unotrix July 27, 2021