Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."

Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

by andcastle July 13, 2023

Everyone Knows That

a lost song with an 18 second clip. still not found today. a repost of the clip: https :// www . you tube . com / watch ?v=0psKBvvQFLI

person 1: bro is Everyone Knows That found yet?
person 2: no not yet sadly.

by cool128 October 29, 2023

forget me knots

Super hard ass nippples, when you are leaving your girlfriends house and you grab her titties one last time and her nipples get erect... Those are forget me knots

I grabbed her titties and left her with "forget me knots"

by The rechable October 25, 2017

land that knows no parting

In old American gospel songs, heaven is the land of no parting from loved ones.

We will meet again, in the land that knows no parting!

by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2021

The cat with no hat knows nothing about that

No hat + cat = no knowledge.

The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.

by uwuowouwu69 August 22, 2021

Knowshon

When someone jumps or hurdles over something or someone, particularly a fully standing cornerback. Embarrasing when performed on anything that is living and breathing.

"Dude, watch me Knowshon this trashcan."

by Vicious Vic November 4, 2008