knackage holiday

A two week holiday to a tacky resort taken by Irish knackers

The whole family were togged out in their matching tracksuits as they checked in for their knackage holiday to the Costa De Sol!!

by aoifepaula October 7, 2008

knerk'd

To get owned in the knee

Damn dude, I just knerk'd Trevor!

by Lolwin Ownesome April 29, 2009

knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

by brorobo August 26, 2013

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014

knicker sex

Rubbing a hard penis or hand against your female partners knickers. No penetration should take place but an orgasm can be achieved through this technique.

It results in the female having to change her knickers afterwards as they will be suitably wet.

We rubbed each other senseless through the knickers region until we both came like teenagers having knicker sex

by Barty75 November 18, 2016

knock the dog down

To masturbate. (Male)

Wife came home early, I couldn't even knock the dog down.

by durdencheins June 20, 2017

Knock His Block Off

To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!

If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off

by IKnowTheLingo June 12, 2020