kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.

My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.

by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007

tap a kidney

take a piss

give me a sec, I have to go tap a kidney.

by a February 18, 2007

kidderminster

shit ole

by Ha|R|tyz March 10, 2003

Kindergarten

Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.

The new kindergarten looks rather delicious.

by Steven Childeater May 5, 2008

The Kidney Buster

when you fuck a girl mad hard it bruises there kidneys

hey delgado what did you do yesterday? i gave a girl the kidney buster.

by Jonny Ganja May 1, 2006

kidney

Slang word from London used to describe something good or great. Similar effect to 'sick' or 'boss'

Mate, that was such a kidney night

This is track is so kidney

by Keith240 March 11, 2013

kindertot

Another word that describes a young child, usually a toddler or up to kindergarten. Usually more affectionate than offensive. In an offensive way it would mean a bratty young child.

1. No, I can't come over this week. My sister wants me to watch her kindertot.

2. Mike and I broke up because he was behaving like a kindertot.

by DementedDaemon July 10, 2006