helen keller

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.

Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!

by manieman October 16, 2009

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Helen Keller

During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.

You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.

by OldDog July 5, 2007

Keslering

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.

"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."

by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013

Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008

kehler

One of the most productive farmers in the world

1. Did you see the yields that guy got this year?

2. Yeah, he's a real Kehler

by The toddler March 13, 2017

Danny Keller

The coolest cat to ever grace the earth with his presence. The bees knees. The cream of the crop. The cat's pajamas.

Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone

Hottie Groupie: "Dayum, who's that smokin hawt cool kid over there?"

Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"

Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."

by J-Bone147 January 30, 2012