trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.

The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020

Team Foster- Keefe

The people u ship in The Keeper of the Lost Cities ur team is Sophie and Keefe

I am Team Foster- Keefe being defied

by Sophie and Keefe 4ever February 25, 2022

Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

Keeley Torpy

MEANS PRINCESS!
THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....

CHEEKY sexykeeley torpy

by ifuknewmylovewashere September 7, 2011

Keeley

Keeley is a name of a lovely, pretty girl who will take care of you any day of the week. If you are lucky enough to date,be friends with and be related to a keeley etc. , never lose that person. They are sweet, kind and caring, that's what you should treasure about them. A keeley commonly crushes on multiple boys at once as she knows how to care about people

Keeley: OMG ZAYN MOLIK IS SO HOT
Brooke: No he isn't he's ugly
Keeley: HE'S NOTTTTT

by Olivia Daniel November 2, 2019

crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

by Adrian September 18, 2006