Kris Kringle

The act of farting on your own ball sack.

Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.

by Beck C Men December 1, 2010

Kris and Kirk Show

A facebook-hosted webcast featuring D.P. Todd's Kirk Hards and Kris Joyce.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"

by legitbro. June 3, 2011

Kris Allen

The winner of American Idol who melts the hearts of millions and apparently,because of his looks and voice.

fan of kris allen:woah,kris allen is a hottie!
wife:duh,thats because he's straight!

by Nabsterszx May 26, 2009

Kris mitchell

Congratulations, you've defined a random idiot. Now get in the hole.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

kris roe

Is very talented and awesome, and is one of the best musicians in my book. Too good for little teeny boppers to say how "kute" he is or whose he is. Um... he has a wife. Denice. Heh sorry kiddos, i think you should check out simple plan or something.

Kris Roe kicks ass

by Nightmares_Win66 April 11, 2004

kris wu

A very attractive Chinese man who used to be in the group EXO. However he realised how much SM suck and left to do stuff on his own. He's now an extremely talented, successful man who has starred alongside Rihanna and Cara Delevigne in movies and has a song about juice.

Girl A: wow have you seen that movie?

Girl B: yes. I literally only went for Kris Wu

by Iloveexo August 31, 2017

Kris Jong-Un

Kris Jenner's nickname as given by her son-in-law Kanye West who is married to Kim Jong-Un

You're doing amazing Kris Jong-Un!

by theoriginaldrizzy July 22, 2020