John

It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.

I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll once find one

by Bestielala April 24, 2022

John

a guy who just wasted your time

"i just wasted you time"- John

by raccaroni March 6, 2020

John

A guy of very few word and is shy when you first meet him. He is very athletic and funny. John will open up to you if he feels he can trust you and knows that you will be there fro him. John has many friends but keeps only a handful close to him. He is tall brown hair brown eyes and has a smile that will make your heart melt he doesn't like a lot of girls so if he likes you count yourself lucky. If you have a john in your life don't let him go because if you do it will haunt you forever

Carley : Why are you smiling
Quinn : Because I have a John in my life

by a good writer November 10, 2018

John

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.

John says he has muscular legs 🦵.

by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021

John

He is a FAT-ASS

Kid one- oh is that the moon

Kid two- no its just john

by I is guud May 7, 2019

John

man with lots of money

guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john

by tonyjeff May 10, 2018

John

The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.

Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3

by BoiDafaqqq January 9, 2020