Jizzler

(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.

frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*

by Frontiercity May 29, 2009

jizzen

To relax or "chill out" (usually accompanied by somking some form of illegal drug)

I'm just jizzen at home man

by ^^meth September 25, 2003

jazzerbating

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

by Guidz August 29, 2006

Jizzberry

The act of masturbating, and holding in your cum until your penis turns purple. Then slowly releasing it on her left eye

"you should jizzberry her, she sucks, and she's just waiting for it"

"your mom needs an eye-patch, because i jizzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin' walls"

by adriansucks May 19, 2010

jazzer

A musician who specializes in jazz music. Or, a music educator whose specialty is jazz style.

That Matt is a real jazzer! He taught that kid to play a funk-shuffle on set.

by Jim Novak January 1, 2009

Jizzard

The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.

I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.

Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.

by Mighara June 26, 2010

jizzed

when a lad blurts on ya

he just jizzed on me

by charlotte stains May 13, 2005