Derek Jeter

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006

jennering

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.

I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.

by BruceJenner December 8, 2013

jetsers

A breast, that's just it.

Rick: Wow, she has some big jetsers.
Jake: Yeah, she sure does.

by Fockin' shithead April 22, 2015

Jennerpause

When a transgendered perso goes through menopause. Named after Caitlyn Jenner, who used to known as Bruce Jenner.

"Kay is almost sixty. Think she's going through Jennerpause?"

by djtc July 7, 2015

jenner-identity disorder

Formerly termed gender-identity disorder before the Bruce-to-Caitlyn transition.

This man has jenner-identity disorder; he feels like a woman trapped in a man's body.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

jenner identity disorder

Preferred to the hyphenated jenner-identity disorder for completed cases of male-to-female transition; the extraneous piece of punctuation should be correspondingly "cut" .

Bruce had jenner-identity disorder; Caitlyn has jenner identity disorder.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

Jenner-jabi

A hijabi girl that dresses like Kylie Jenner. Their outfits are usually made to cover more skin than what Kylie would wear but not necessarily modest.

It may also refer to a hijabi that likes wearing fashionable, curve-enhancing, or tight outfits with their head-scarves(hijab).

Huda is a total jenner-jabi, she likes to go out looking like a fashionista in her fancy jacket, tight fitting top and her skinny jeans, and she always makes sure she gotta fly scarf(hijab) to go with the outfit.

by CocoDrinks November 13, 2017