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Jammer Water

Unknown clear odorless liquid sold at Camden Hills Regional High School. Origin unknown, very few people know where it comes from or what it is.
Hey man, pass me a "Jammer Water"!
by T_Hall October 23, 2007
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thunder jammer

While performing the sacred art of the one legger from behind, one can pause, look, and appreciate the ASSets in front of you as you begin to wail on the cheeks as if they were speed punching bags at your local gym.
Yo B! check out the badonkadaonk on that filth, id give my left nut to giver her the thunder jammer.
by Deeznuts May 20, 2006
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Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered
I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.
by Laforce September 17, 2006
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Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young
I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.
by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016
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Mount Jamedew

mount jey-muh-doo

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1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)
-Yo, you want some Mount Jamedew?
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.
by InventorofJamidew December 25, 2021
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Jimmer Jammer

A catch phrase commonly referring to a guy's manhood
that fupa queen might have kankles like an elephant, but she sucks a mean jimmer jammer!

why don't you put your soft sweet hands on my jimmmmaaaaa jaaammmmaaaaa ?
by codeju June 29, 2004
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Jammers

She had mad jammers. I just wanted to feel up her jammers all night.
by Peter O'Toole December 15, 2004
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