Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Cunt Tot

A short chick who is acting like a cunt.

I would call her a big cunt but, she is too damn short so she 's a cunt tot.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016

Dirt Circle Destroyer

One ply or less toilet paper

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.

by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016

gravy train

When ejaculate is transferred from one female to another by way of mouth.

I was screwing my girl and finished in her mouth she then turned and started the gravy train with her best friends.

by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016

Crab Rangdouche

An Asian looking person, who isn't actually Asian, acting like a douche at a Chinese restaurant.

Mr. Crab Rangdouche over here is taking way to long to order.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016

Purple Rhino

an engorged discolored state of the cock

After taking the purple rhino, that bitch went strait to the gyno.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 7, 2016