6 definitions by dirt_circle_destroyer

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016
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an engorged discolored state of the cock
After taking the purple rhino, that bitch went strait to the gyno.
by dirt_circle_destroyer April 17, 2016
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An Asian looking person, who isn't actually Asian, acting like a douche at a Chinese restaurant.
Mr. Crab Rangdouche over here is taking way to long to order.
by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016
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A short chick who is acting like a cunt.
I would call her a big cunt but, she is too damn short so she 's a cunt tot.
by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016
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A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young
I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.
by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016
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When ejaculate is transferred from one female to another by way of mouth.
I was screwing my girl and finished in her mouth she then turned and started the gravy train with her best friends.
by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016
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