intelligentest

the same meaning as smart. used as if you were saying smartest, but instead it is intelligentest.

"that girl over there looks like the intelligentest person in the world.

by sisterfromanothermister117 May 31, 2010

Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.

"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

Intelligate

To make oneself intelligent

Read the news paper it will make you intelligate.

by Jenna R January 7, 2008

Intelligence

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.

Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.

by Roman Gurovich February 4, 2005

Emotional Intelligent-Less

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

by Wobert B December 4, 2020

intelligenitalience

Intelligenitalience enables the penis to remember descriptions of things and use those descriptions in future behaviors. It gives the penis the cognitive abilities to learn, form concepts, understand, and reason, including the capacities to recognize patterns, comprehend ideas, plan, problem solve, and use the human as a vehicle for language in order to communicate desires. Intelligenitalience enables the penis to experience and think.

If your girl's pussy is itchy, offering to scratch it with your dick shows you think with your dick, thus showing your intelligenitalience.

by Pumadude321 April 3, 2015

Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015