Insert!

when slightly tipsy and attempting to convince osemone that everyoen wants to have sex with her, this is the PERFECT term. by yelling "insert" over and over, she will finally believe that guys want her. damn taht bitch.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.

Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 2 looks at Person 3
Both recite: insert! INSERT INSERT in the ****!!
Person 1: fine fine fine. so they all want me. let's go get some more vodka.

by adksfds November 9, 2006

Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

inserty

The king of all all i say FEAR HIM o_O

WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by who wants to know o_O January 27, 2005

insertable

a female hot enough to insert your penis into any of her various holes

Yeah, she's pretty insertable.

by Jdatedotcom December 12, 2010

instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

by Brisby March 11, 2004

Insparkation

Being a torrero baller at USD. ☮bvi.

My life is an Insparkation of my parents.

by Jake, is that really a ? September 20, 2009

instarvia

when you can’t fall asleep due to extreme hunger

Joey laid in bed for hours due to his instarvia, only to get over his laziness and make himself a sandwich

by sawdo January 29, 2010