3 definitions by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito
The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 24, 2005
The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 24, 2005
The Happy Raccoon is when:
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 24, 2005