I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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I NEED to kms.

Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.
This artpiece is so good, I NEED to kms.
by stealballsrun November 14, 2023
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Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
mugGet the You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!mug.

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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