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hung like a 

Hung Like a:

A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.

I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.
Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!

Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!
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Hung Bomb 

The last piece of shit that just won't break off from your ass.
Damn it I got a hung bomb. Now I'm going to have to wipe it off.
Hung Bomb by HufMyBone July 20, 2008
Related Words
A Japanese sounding name used to describe someone who is well endowed
Jaclyn: what’s that new Asian guy’s name?
Suzanne: hung well or long wang?
Jaclyn: there’s something wrong with you.

Hung like a Zulu 

This phrase refers to a man with an unusually large penis. The "Zulu" reference is a way of paying respects to the freakish penis size of this African warrior culture.
"Yeah, I talked to his girlfriend, and she said that he is hung like a Zulu!"
Hung like a Zulu by Kurt Carlson December 28, 2007

hung Like Horse 

Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)
Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse

Hung like a Konnoh 

This phrase...once thought to be part of a long dead language lost to humanity came into usage around the 10th of August 2005 after several college students made a startling discovering at a house party...The "Konnoh" in question is as advertised..."Hung"...and as witnessed by a farely startled few students this "Konnoh" roamed the houses grounds displaying his manhood to whom ever had the eye capacity to percieve it in all its glory...quotes from various sources circled the party like a game of chinese whispers..."like an arm holding an apple" was one of many examples...so to some up...being "Hung like a Konnoh" is to be endowed with very large penis...
Was that a human looking horse walking past with its cock out or is that dude just "Hung like a Konnoh"

hung a curve ball

making a stupid comment leaving yourself open for a wise crack in return
John: That girl won't fuck nobody after me.
Bill: You were such a bad lay you turned her lezzie. . . sorry dude, I had to say that.
John: Hell, I hung a curve ball, you had to take me down town.