corporate rower

Describes the average corporate employee who is chained to an oar (desk) and rows to the corporate drum beat. Similar metaphorically to Charlton Heston (#41) in Ben Hur when he was chained to an oar below the deck of a galley and the manager is pounding the drum with the CEO commanding the speed.

Look at Bob he's a real corporate rower. Ramming speed #41!

by Hufmybone May 16, 2009

VPILF

Vice-President I'd Like to Fuck.

Did you check out Sarah Palin? She's a real VPILF!

by Hufmybone October 30, 2008

Hung Bomb

The last piece of shit that just won't break off from your ass.

Damn it I got a hung bomb. Now I'm going to have to wipe it off.

by HufMyBone July 20, 2008