Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005

Hubert

Hubert is hot sexy guy and seems to date girls with the letter "A" he can be a dirtty daddie but better watch out if he aint playin or playing wit u

i want to be him a hubert

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox May 22, 2017

Homerow fury

The expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow. Nobody ever actually types "homerow fury", but rather any letters that their angry fingers can find.

"asdfkjdskjlk omg i hate him." said Susie with and artful use of homerow fury.

by Skyler Mann June 1, 2007

Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

homerun

1. to have/had sex. to get laid
2. a condom

1. Yeah, me and that breezie rounded the bases and I hit a homerun.

2. If you goin' to the club, gotta keep the homerun in ya back pocket.

by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Hubert Denied

When an adolescent girl who goes to private or catholic school is required to wear tights, pantyhose, or knee socks as part of their school uniform and wears socks under them when dressed for school.

This term originated because girls that attend St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls in Philadelphia would wear Adidas Sandals going to and from school where guys would look at their feet hoping to see their toes when infact they were wearing socks and were denied that privilege. This term is now widely used by guys in the Philadelphia and Southern NJ area.

Dude I was at Dunkin Donuts at Cottman and Torresdale this morning picking up some breakfast on my way to work. All these girls came in from that school across the street and they were wearing adidas sandals. I wanted to see their feet but when I looked down I was Hubert Denied because those bitches were wearing socks under their tights. What the hell is that about??

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Homer

A sports official that is blatently calling games for the home team. Typically found in high school and ametuer sporting events.

"I can't believe that ref called him for ruffing the passer. He didn't even touch him!"

"Yeah, that ref is a total homer!"

by k. jordan August 3, 2007