homerow 

To take a keyboard and hit someone with it(espically the middle of it, where the homerow keys are located)

Kevin Rose Homerow'd Kevin Pierria on Tech-Tv

homerow by D3koy September 11, 2006

homerow fury 

noun: the expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow.

"asldkjlasdjflksdfjskld dude you're pissing me off!!!"

"dude, don't bust out the homerow fury"

homerow fury by S. Mann June 2, 2007

Homerow fury 

The expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow. Nobody ever actually types "homerow fury", but rather any letters that their angry fingers can find.

"asdfkjdskjlk omg i hate him." said Susie with and artful use of homerow fury.

Homerow fury by Skyler Mann June 1, 2007

homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.

"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"

homerow conversation by justicerei January 17, 2012

homerow fury 

An act of showing extreem emotion. One just can not find any words to express oneself and thus just randomly hits keys wich almost always are on the homerow. It is mostly used to express anger or rage. But it can also be used to express other emotions like: amazement, sadness or joy. It is often typed with caps lock on, and followed by multiple exclamation marks.

use of homerow fury:
1. AFJKDLSFHKAHSL!!!!! I HATE YOU, ASSHOLE! D:<

2. FDKJ;AJKLSD!!!! THAT WAS SO EPIC! Ô0Ô

3. SDFHJLFALJAKHL!! MY BF JUST DUMPED ME! TT^TT

4. ASHJKFDLAKLA!!! I GOT AN A+ FOR MY TEST! :D

homerow fury by pintje December 7, 2010

Homeowners Association 

An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.

A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...

-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages

-No one uses their yard to grow their own food

-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state

-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home

-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property

-No yard ornaments

-No rain barrels

and so on.

The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)

To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."

Homeowners Association by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011

Professional Homeowner 

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

Professional Homeowner by rainbowking January 30, 2023