homerow
To take a keyboard and hit someone with it(espically the middle of it, where the homerow keys are located)
Words you can keep
homerow fury
noun: the expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow.
homerow fury by S. Mann June 2, 2007
Related Words
Homerow fury
The expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow. Nobody ever actually types "homerow fury", but rather any letters that their angry fingers can find.
Homerow fury by Skyler Mann June 1, 2007
homerow conversation
A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.
"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"
homerow conversation by justicerei January 17, 2012
homerow fury
An act of showing extreem emotion. One just can not find any words to express oneself and thus just randomly hits keys wich almost always are on the homerow. It is mostly used to express anger or rage. But it can also be used to express other emotions like: amazement, sadness or joy. It is often typed with caps lock on, and followed by multiple exclamation marks.
use of homerow fury:
1. AFJKDLSFHKAHSL!!!!! I HATE YOU, ASSHOLE! D:<
2. FDKJ;AJKLSD!!!! THAT WAS SO EPIC! Ô0Ô
3. SDFHJLFALJAKHL!! MY BF JUST DUMPED ME! TT^TT
4. ASHJKFDLAKLA!!! I GOT AN A+ FOR MY TEST! :D
1. AFJKDLSFHKAHSL!!!!! I HATE YOU, ASSHOLE! D:<
2. FDKJ;AJKLSD!!!! THAT WAS SO EPIC! Ô0Ô
3. SDFHJLFALJAKHL!! MY BF JUST DUMPED ME! TT^TT
4. ASHJKFDLAKLA!!! I GOT AN A+ FOR MY TEST! :D
homerow fury by pintje December 7, 2010
Homeowners Association
An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.
A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...
-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages
-No one uses their yard to grow their own food
-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state
-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home
-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property
-No yard ornaments
-No rain barrels
and so on.
A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...
-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages
-No one uses their yard to grow their own food
-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state
-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home
-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property
-No yard ornaments
-No rain barrels
and so on.
The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)
To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."
To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."
Homeowners Association by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011
Professional Homeowner
An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.
That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.
Professional Homeowner by rainbowking January 30, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026