Us was always magical to me.
Damn you used to be such a horny brainless jock!
You broke my heart. Thats why i desperately wanted to break yours. Which of course went wrong and all i did was hurt myself.
I see and know that you are loyal. And caring. And sometimes annoying. Like asking for a headbutt annoying. But i was happy with you.
This may sound weird but humans are hard to find. And to me you were my human. With a brain in his heart and a heart in his brain.
And no brain in his jeans!
I love you.
Damn you used to be such a horny brainless jock!
You broke my heart. Thats why i desperately wanted to break yours. Which of course went wrong and all i did was hurt myself.
I see and know that you are loyal. And caring. And sometimes annoying. Like asking for a headbutt annoying. But i was happy with you.
This may sound weird but humans are hard to find. And to me you were my human. With a brain in his heart and a heart in his brain.
And no brain in his jeans!
I love you.
by Krkič October 25, 2020
A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus!!!! they suck animals are WAY BETTER !!!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS!!!!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY!!
If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love
go vegan!
go vegan!
by nikki March 06, 2004
Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
You poor, stupid fool!
You poor, stupid fool!
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.
We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.
by Mike_Litoris August 04, 2011
by Theunkownpersonofearth June 08, 2017
A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.
by Korvine July 21, 2019
A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone
by VirusEnder42069 July 09, 2020