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honky beater

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A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.
Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.
by duke5572 October 24, 2006
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Honky-Ass Cracker

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Honky-Ass Cracker is a name that racist African Americans use when referring to a white person whom they dislike. Derogatory in nature .
That honky-ass cracker thinks he is better than me.
by Dr. Adam Caldwell August 24, 2016
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Honky B Gone is a type of mace spray used for when Honky's be all up in your grill
When some one says "Give me your money" you say "Honky B Gone" and spray them.
by David ms W June 7, 2010
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honky pig

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We better go, them honky pigs be comin'.
by Fellatio Jones July 25, 2003
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Honky Donkey

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The term Honky Donkey is a derogatory term used to describe an irritating white person or a person of the caucasian phenotype who you just want smack upside the head for their ignoramus stupidity. A synonymous term or a term that can be used interchangeably, in order to hammer the point home, could be: Cracker Jackass.

Classic Exemplar: Donald J Trump aka Honky Donkey-in-chief aka Crack JAckass-in-Chief
If it looks like a honky, walks like a honky and talks like a honky, then by default it's a donkey.... hence Honky Donkey.

(feel free to swap out honky for cracker and donkey for jackass, should the honky donkey you're berating, not understand what you're going on about).
by ImbredCorpulentCracker July 2, 2017
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honky mofo

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dat a cool honky mofo.
by brad bolling May 10, 2006
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