hemo

All emos because they wear tight jeans cry and are soft so that make them homos to hence hemo add the h-emo

That kid is such a hemo.

by chamofloge chamellion October 3, 2008

bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

hoebow

Hoebows are amazing people. They stand up for their friends and never let you down. Usually there is a hoebow at every school, and they're friends with almost everybody there. Some refer to him/her as a hobo, but the hoebow at your school isn't homeless so yeah. Hoebows are just perfect and the most beautiful people on earth itself. They aren't fake yet still popular. They have minimal drama for being so popular and the drama they do have is handled usually without much of a problem. Hoebows are pure and perfect and simply amazing.

New kid: ugh who should I hang with??¿! Nobody likes me so far.
Me: have you met the hoebow yet?
New kid: ?¿!??¿ No?¿
Me: you should should totally hang with our hoebow.

by definitelynotisabella February 16, 2014

hoebo

A hoebo ( syn. hobeau, hoebeau) is a male whose sexual life is synonymous to that of a homeless person. He hops from pussy to pussy, (shelter to shelter) never knowing where he will lay his head the following night.

Usually reckless in behavior and carnal by nature with little regard for the mess he makes. ex: Male cheaters fall into this category of promiscuous men.

Sis Adam cheated? Wow didn't know he was a hoebo.

Can't turn a hoebo to a husband!

by Rose Golden September 25, 2017

Porphyric Hemophilia

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

hemorrhoid

hem-roydz

a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.

Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow

"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife

I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony

by buck_futter_jr June 19, 2003