Hermione Granger

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''

(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009

hermatile

Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly

Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

Heritage middle school

This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.

heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.

by Gmfu. March 6, 2019

Hermionephobia

Fear of being killed or worse expelled.

I'm getting hermionephobia being out her so late.

by Hazel levesque August 20, 2020

herming

Basically when you stay at home all day, you don't leave the house, don't even open the curtains, and you just procrastinate on the internet snuggled up in blankets eating a shit tonne of junk food.

Friend: You been up to much today?
You: Nope, I've been herming all day.

by Disneyfan January 17, 2014

hemity

A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.

Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."

by Pauly April 4, 2004

hermitude

(noun) the attitude one develops from not wanting to be social, being flaky to avoid socialization, and eventual upfront honesty about not attending social events simply because one doesn't care to.

"Jordy had so much hermitude when I invited him to my bar-b-que... he said House of Cards was on Netflix and he wasn't coming."

by terradactyl June 13, 2015