eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)
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meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
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Snotty girl one: Halffamous is so hot!
Snotty girl two: He probably has a small cock though! I hear he does steroids. Look at how big his arms are.
Snotty girl one: Oh yeah, he def does steroids.
Smart girl: Its called working out dipshits.
Snotty girl two: He probably has a small cock though! I hear he does steroids. Look at how big his arms are.
Snotty girl one: Oh yeah, he def does steroids.
Smart girl: Its called working out dipshits.
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Get the Harf mug.Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.
Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
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Get the Haffa Jaffa mug.The northern section of Harford County, Maryland that bascially encompasses Street, Jarrettsville, Madonna, Whiteford, Rocks State Park, and some parts of Forest Hill. NH is predominately a conservative, confederate flag bearing 99.9% white part of Harford County, which is known for their recently discontinued "Bring Your Tractor To School Day" at North Haford High School, racism, farms, NASCAR fans, John Deere tractors, and high concentration of meth labs and heroin.
"C'mon, man! Let's go to the 4H and tractor pull! Then we can pimp out our John Deeres and spend the rest of the day coming up with nigger jokes!"
"I love North Harford, man..."
"I love North Harford, man..."
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One construction worker to another: "Hey Eddie. Did you see that Hartford Steam Boiler Joey dropped in the port-a-jon? He was in there more than 5 minutes ago and that bastard's still steaming"
by Efraim Santiago December 30, 2007
Get the Hartford Steam Boiler mug.Hartford is the capital city of Connecticut and is home to about 121,500 people. Hartford is located in north central Connecticut and is halfway between New Haven, CT and Springfield, MA. Hartford is a city that hit hard times like almost every other city in the country due to sprawl, the automobile and the interstate.
Hartford is turning around though and currently there are more then 2 billion dollars worth of redevelopment projects underway citywide including the addition of 1,000+ residential units to the central business district. These projects include a new convention & hotel, science center, the conversion of adabdoned buildings into condos & apartments, the construction of a 36 story apartment tower and the conversion of a former department store into a community college.
Hartford has always been a city that has been a center of busines. The city has been called the insurance capital of the world and to this day the city has a strong insurance company presence as companies continue to sign new leases in the city.
Lastly Hartford is rich in history and culture and is home to the Old State House (one of the oldest in the country), the Mark Twain House & Museum, Wadsworth Atheneum (oldest public art museum in the country), Harriet Beecher Stowe Center and the Butler McCook House. For the performing arts there is the Bushnell Center for the Performing Arts, the Hartford Stage, TheaterWorks, the Webster Theater, Dodge Music Center and the Hartford Civic Center. And lastly for education the city is home to Trinity College - a well know liberal arts college, the UCONN School of Law, UCONN School of Business, Capital Community College, the Hartford Seminary, the University of Hartford (on the Hartford/West Hartford line) and the private grades 6-12 Watkinson School.
Hartford is turning around though and currently there are more then 2 billion dollars worth of redevelopment projects underway citywide including the addition of 1,000+ residential units to the central business district. These projects include a new convention & hotel, science center, the conversion of adabdoned buildings into condos & apartments, the construction of a 36 story apartment tower and the conversion of a former department store into a community college.
Hartford has always been a city that has been a center of busines. The city has been called the insurance capital of the world and to this day the city has a strong insurance company presence as companies continue to sign new leases in the city.
Lastly Hartford is rich in history and culture and is home to the Old State House (one of the oldest in the country), the Mark Twain House & Museum, Wadsworth Atheneum (oldest public art museum in the country), Harriet Beecher Stowe Center and the Butler McCook House. For the performing arts there is the Bushnell Center for the Performing Arts, the Hartford Stage, TheaterWorks, the Webster Theater, Dodge Music Center and the Hartford Civic Center. And lastly for education the city is home to Trinity College - a well know liberal arts college, the UCONN School of Law, UCONN School of Business, Capital Community College, the Hartford Seminary, the University of Hartford (on the Hartford/West Hartford line) and the private grades 6-12 Watkinson School.
Hartford is the capital city of Connecticut that has a strong corporate presence, a lot of history & culture, and a growing restaurant/bar/club scene.
by MikeCz September 4, 2006
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