right handed waffle slam

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.

Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.

by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017

left handed Suzuki

"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.

man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...

by muff diver October 25, 2017

Orange-Handed

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.

I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.

by wolfiebean October 8, 2018

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019

No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag

Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit

by Howwr October 27, 2020

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022