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how to fuck

1- If your a gay or a lesbian, then get a guy or girl and have sex with them.

2- If your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have sex with them.

3- If your bisexual, then give your guy or girl, if you have one, one hell of a time. Hell, even give them a three some. If your single then first get a guy or a girl, or both, and hook-up. I'm not implying that you can't get a love. I just mean that you should find someone before you have sex with them. Only if you really trust them.

Remember, don't go out with pigs! If you know what I mean.
HOW TO FUCK EXAMPLES:

(Note: The word fuck is used constantly.)

1a- "Dude, I totally had fun fucking Sam last night."

1b- "Oh My God! I loved it when Jenny and I fucked!"

2a- Dude 1: "Dude, your sister was a fun girl to fuck with!
Dude 2: "What! You Fucked my Sister?!"

2b- Girl 1: "Oh God! I loved it when he fucked me last night! I just hope my bro. doesn't find out!"
Girl 2: "He'll find out that you got fucked! I mean they're the best of friends! He'll kill him, for fucking you!

3a- Lover 1: "That was great!"
Lover 2: "I know. I just wish that we didn't have to stop fucking."

3b- Dude 1: "Last was awesome dude."
Dude 2: "What did you do?"
Dude 1: "I hooked up with a girl and..."
Dude 3: "You fucked?"
Dude 1: "Don't interrupt. I fucked a threesome."
Dude 2&3: "I hate you."
by Death Rules! May 30, 2006
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how to deal with a break up

You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...
Misty: He Broke Up With Me
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..
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HOW TO VIDS

Why do you need to know the definition of how to vids?
Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
by Nut busting master December 11, 2020
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This is how you make a Ying Yong Omelette!

Pretty cool right?

Oh, I love eggs!
I love eggs!
How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?
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how to prank a brother

How to prank a brother, oh idk
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how to unsee

step one: get bleach
step two: pour in eyes
step three: all done
person 1: i saw a gacha heat how to unsee?
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How to breath

Bruh. There is an entire wikihow for this, but yet you search it on a definitions website. well, anyways, i got yo fam:

https/www.wikihowcom/Breathe
guy 1"you know how to breath? I forgot today"
guy 2"read this wiki how then"
guy 1 "thanks fam"
by Weird definitions February 10, 2022
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