A guidette is a girl from the northern Jersey and Staten Island area. They do nothing but go tanning, have sex and go tanning. They always try to get their hair as high as they can. Guidettes are italian girls that are gorgeous. No, they are not gorgeous cuz of looks..just being italian makes them the best since italians do it best! Most guidettes got a new york accent and most of them sound like Fran Drescher from "The Nanny"...I should know cuz my girlfriend and sister are guidettes who never stop talking and they make it sound like the set of "The Nanny". A lot of guidettes are whores but who cares cuz us guido men are too. A lot of them can be seen in a nightclub either grinding a guy, giving a lapdance to someone in the "V.I.P." sextion...or they can be seen laying on the floor drunk as hell from too much tequila.
Tony: "hey did ya' see that girl in the nightclub?"
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."
by frank duh tank September 19, 2009
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by Downstrike November 5, 2004
Get the Food Guide Pyramid mug.guidette baRbie--is the female version of the guido n looks like a barbie.very famous in queens. hawt ass italian girl, amazing body has big boobs and a fat ass. can be found at clubs all over tri-state area. tans and uses about 10 bottles of gel/hairspray a day or has "the poof". looks like barbie, only hawter.
by BeLLABABBAY December 28, 2007
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Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.
Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"
In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.
Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"
In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.
by Vinnie August 26, 2003
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by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008
Get the jamaican tour-guide mug.Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.
"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."
"I wanna be like those guides!"
"I wanna be like those guides!"
by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005
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