Guam

Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Demographics: 50% Chamorros (alt. Chamorru or Chamoron) the lazy (1/3 of Chamorros are on the dole) indigenous people of the island that look like chubby Filipinos. 30% actual Filipinos (most of the workforce), 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay, the schools are a nightmare, and you'll die if you go to the hospital. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, drinking Budweiser, making babies, chewing Pugua, not working, and beating people up (especially wives).

The word Guam stands for: Give Us American Money,...it's where America's nightmare begins.

by Joe Cruz May 2, 2008

Guamanian

A native from the Island of Guam;
NOT GUATEMALA!!!

Our Island was discovered by the Spaniards.
You can still be Guamanian even if you weren't born in Guam.

~Hafa Adia~
"hello how are you"

Everyone that is Guamanian has a specific name by gender.

Men from Guam are chamorro;

Females from Guam are chamorrita;

Guam USA

by True Guamanian Chamorrita November 11, 2009

gramp-cramp

making a complaint usually reserved for old folks, years too early.

i don't mean to gramp-cramp, but sitting through that 3hour king kong movie made my back ache something fierce.

by t-style December 28, 2005

Gtamping

The act of running people over with Cars, busses or any transportation vehicle, not including boats or helicopter. This refers to multi-player online only to get a quick kill. This refers to Call of Duty 4 online players who “camp” or are called campers. These people sit in one spot and wait for someone to walk or run by to kill them without being seen. pronounced "Gamping" with silent "t"

a Gtamper would be player in GTA4 multi-player, this player would run over many people with a vihicle to gain achivements. if you run over people with and 4 or 2 wheeled vihicle you are Gtamping

by James Mckay April 29, 2008

east guam

Describing something that is really far away. It is a hyperbole

Damn, that baseball was just hit to like east Guam

by It’s brick outside November 20, 2017

Guam

An island in the Western Pacific Ocean.

But more commonly known as "The World's Dumpster."

Guam: Back in Guam, I-
Brasil: Back in the Dumpster. Continue.
Guam: No, fuck you! So back in Gua-
Dusty: Look, there is a dumpster right there. Reminds you of the good times huh? Yeah, good times.
NBJ: I remember the good times I had in the cotton fields.
MassaKim: Shut up negro! Who gave you permission to talk? It's the whip for you.
Guam: Fuck you guys...

by BrasilStyle March 8, 2010

Guap

The exact amount of cash, down to the cent, needed to buy a fully loaded Cadillac Escalade.

I went out and spent a guap all in one night.

by RMCamp March 15, 2011