the greatest ever

when your girls better is better than the better of any other girl.

my girlfriend, Colleen, is the greatest ever.

by Mikey940 April 16, 2008

greatest band ever

what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.

joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........

by 999666333 May 14, 2007

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Grease Monkey

A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.

My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.

by Keeping it Wheel June 4, 2018

grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.

yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!

by bomb city April 29, 2008

grease snake

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive greasiness. Often lives in squalor, with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.

"Yo, that grease snake came in here and slimed the place up real good. Must be a tree-planter or rig-pig."

by Hubert_The_Hippo August 10, 2009