Gritch

Groin Dick Crotch.. combined to make gritch

Please don't kick my gritch!

by Dapeterson November 5, 2008

gretchko

a beautiful caring woman, who's beauty far exceeds her. has a sparkling personality, and has an extremely loving nature.

often times, men find it very easy to get caught up in the gretchko smile. she has a way about her that moves people.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

gritchie

also marijuana

the dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect

"My Boy, we had some of the fi' gritchie last night... I'm talkin' about she had us on the Sears Tower!"

by Here4more March 11, 2004

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Gretchen

(Verb)
When someone has a massive bitch fit and won't shut up. They proceed to yell at someone for something that is actually their own fault.

"Stop nitpicking, I know where the table's going to be, don't have a gretchen!"

by Millie Sue February 21, 2008

Grotch

A gross or unsavoury crotch.

...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

gatch

Women's undergarments that need to be cleaned.

What's that smell?? Is that gatch or gitch?

by Hammy Santana February 26, 2003