Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.

I don't know, but I'll ask the Google Gods.

by Shannon Lyon May 2, 2006

10th Page of Google

A reference to pornographic material.

l look on the 10th page of google when I am bored.

by The Redtuber October 7, 2009

Google Vs. Yahoo

The war between the search engines Google and Yahoo. Of Course, Google wins each and every battle.

I was online last night, and i put my milkshakes into google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Google said my milkshakes bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. I think we know who won the Google vs. Yahoo war.

by oneloveforever February 7, 2010

google translator

The language tools provided on the google website for translating foreign languages. Has the innate ability to turn even the most coherent sentence into a pile of festering illiterate shit

Before GT
"You rescued me, but it appears that general grievous has escaped again"

After GT
"It stored it, but this one appears like this one, consequently which has it fuoriuscito the painful General per other hour"

by Arrow August 29, 2005

google plus

Google's facebook

google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!

random guy: what is that?

google guy: nevermind,,,

by puyol July 9, 2011