squat goblin

A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.

J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?

by squat golbin22-train June 16, 2007

gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches

dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!

by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008

Za Goblin

Those annoying people who never pitch in on ordering up a pizza but linger around until a slice is left. Then, once no one can eat any more they ask for the last slice or wait until a poor soul offers it up to them.

Dude look at Matt lurking around over there, he is such a za goblin, I hate that guy.

by boxfaceboy September 23, 2009

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 2, 2008

goblin

class of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real

"whats a goon to a goblin" -lil wayne (a millie)

by jay-tang August 5, 2008

Sun Goblin

A derogatory word for arabs meaning: Small, ulgly, vicious creatures of a sunny land.

xlunatic is a worthless sun goblin.

by Plareplane August 22, 2008