geoff

A non-offensive term replacing an expletive in a statement.

"you big geoff", "geoff off", "what the geoff was that for, you whupasaurus?!?"

by megahorse November 30, 2009

Geoff

Possibly the greatest guy ever, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is the best friend you could ask for!! He's pretty short, but has a great sense of humor about it. He is also really sick minded, but can be serious when he needs to be. Harbours an obsession with Rainbowdash from MLPFiM, and hates pinkie pie. He's sweet, generous, really smart, fun to be around and easy to crush on!

Also used as a definition of; Jacking off, or the art of hinting at a perverted version of anything and everything.

"I think I'm in love with Geoff!"
"Oh, hells no, bitch! Geoff's MY man!"

by #swagyolo17 May 5, 2013

Geoffrey

A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.

Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy

by Mogalbear May 22, 2016

Geoffed

The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo

Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed

by Bagpuss September 2, 2003

Dirty Geoff

When you constantly spoof about what you do for a living just to pull a girl, it's done with out conscience, remorse or an ability to learn

How did you score your one last night?
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.

by Freenthebean April 1, 2019

fireman geoff

a man who rescues cats from above the ceiling tiles

way to go fireman geoff

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

Geoffrey

A nice understanding person who isn't a gigantic eye-sore. He plays basketball and is really loyal to his girl. And yeah

me: Maur is so nice he should be a Geoffrey instead

by felix's wife May 11, 2018