Gelf

A Gay Elf

You are such a Gelf

by Chobits December 24, 2019

geffing

geffing is when two usually straight guys have a sexual encounter and keep it a secret from friends. these guys are usually into sports

"hey did you hear? jack was geffing the other day with sebastion!"

"i thought they were bith straight!"

by s. genato January 24, 2009

galfing

a street term for a dog. Can be pluralized for multiple dogs.

My galfing likes to chase squirrels

by walzer4u2nv January 26, 2009

Geli

When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.

Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.

Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?

Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.

Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.

(freaky aryan sex ensues)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010

Geffing

Trying to get attention in a way that makes you look simply retarted.

When it was freaking cold like siberia outside, Becky was wearing short sleeves and was constantly repeating "It's Hot!!". That bitch geffing like shit!

by Boberyy September 1, 2012

Golfin

Half golf ball, half dolphin

Golfing requires human flesh to sustain himself says golfin

by Mallard Ducks December 8, 2019

mini golfin'

A more sneaky way of saying puttin' or smoking weed and cruising.

Jen: "Hey girl wanna go mini golfin'?"

Sarah: "Hell yea!! My car or yours?"

by Dank-ass Stank ho September 18, 2009