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Gandalf

1. Growing a long white beard, much like that of the Lord of the Rings character it was named for.
2. Hitting something with a big stick
3. In a sexual situation, pulling the old man switcheroo when the lights go out. You switch yourself with an old man and by the time your partner notices, you have slinked away into the night.
1. When I get old, I'm just gonna Gandalf that shit.
2. I Gandalf (ed) that dude's mailbox the other day.
3. We weren't really that compatible, so I just hit it and Gandalf (ed) that bitch.
by Silveyse November 29, 2009
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gandalf

One of the Istari (Wizards). A member of The Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, "Elf of the Wand".
Olori, Mithrandir, Incanus, Tharkun, Greyhame.
by Larstait November 20, 2003
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gaddafi

he ruled Libya for 42 yrs and in that time squandered the oil/wealth for himself and his disgusting spawn. he changed the national flag to a green flag and introduced "the green book"... apparently his favorite color was green. he chose to live in a tent and traveled to different locations to avoid being followed...he had a serious case of paranoia. he denied the people freedom of speech. Speaking of which, his speeches were ALWAYS lengthy and rambly. he insisted becoming the king of Africa & Arab world... perhaps he was too humble to admit to the entire world. Clearly he was delusional and lost all grasps of reality.
In 1975, he conducted public hangings of political activists and anyone who spoke out against his regime. he then dragged the dead bodies via rope and car thru the town in order to set an example to the others. he killed a confirmed 1,500 prisoners in Abu Salim prison--most of whom were political activists. following the events of Tunis and Egypt, the Libyans gathered on February 17, 2011. he attempted to wipe out any anti-gaddafi protesters via outside mercenaries from South Africa, guns and air force. Most-if not all-of the country is Anti-gaddafi. He underestimated the power of the people.
*Note: Past tense was intentionally used in this because it's only a matter of days before this power-trippin motherfucker goes down.
Furthermore, the "g" in gaddafi and "h" in he is intentionally lower case to emphasize the lack of respect this fool gets.
I will go straight up gaddafi on your ass" or "you must be on that gaddafi shit"
by erx2010 March 11, 2011
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gadaffi

An Ivanhoe tribal act of militious beatings, whereby the victim's legs are pulled behind their head. This exposes the anus to penetrating thrusts and spankings.
Peter got gadaffied... GADAFFI PETER THE SPANISH FUCKBRAIN... GBK IN DA HOUSE
by hoody May 9, 2005
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GAAD

Abbreviation of "Get Aids And Die"

Term that can be applied to just about anyone

Can be used seriously, sarcastically or any other way really...
Orrin: "Oh my god, I love my Ford Ka!"
Everyone Else: "You should get aids and die, just like your car..."

Or

Person 1: "I love (Insert band here)!"
Person 2: "GAAD!!!!"
by Thomas Goodwin January 9, 2008
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Gandalf Nips

Used to describe when the pubic hair surrounding a man's nipples converge downwards, forming a beard-like frame for the nipple. Can be considered sexy.
Keith: "Check out mah hairy nipples baby..."

Alison: "Wow! I love a man with Gandalf Nips!"
by desperate_d January 9, 2010
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Gaddafuck

Former libyan dictator that got its ass kicked by his own people because he didn't want to give the power to his people
A:I hope I'll keep power for more than 45 years!
B:Ooh! what an ambitious project! but don't do it like Gaddafuck!
by DaVectrex October 12, 2011
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