fake grandma

When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE

"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."

A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."

A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."

by hatelies February 13, 2013

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

Grandma Language

The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.

Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!

by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010

Grandma's Silver

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.

"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."

by K Strizzle October 24, 2011

grandmas brownies

When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.

Grandmas brownies Taste really good.

by N1gg3rF@gg0t January 5, 2015

Grandmaster Galaxy

A Satanic torture device that somehow found it's way into Super Mario Galaxy 2

I tried to beat the Grandmaster Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I died another 53 times

by Nintendium-chan August 11, 2014